Anyway, long time no see!
I'm fine. Thanks for caring.
Final is next week, but it shouldn't be too bad.
Recently I wrote a lot of stuff on my friendster profile to make people look at my profile.
But somehow friendster didn't acknowledge the change.
Maybe they don't accept profanity on profiles?
So I guess I'll just do it here all over again.
I don't know why but nowadays I think of a lot of things that annoys me.
Actually not really "nowadays".
But the list just builds up on its own.
So here,
KY's Fuck You List.
FUCK YOU FRIENDSTER for making me think of things to write again.
okok.
Oh yea. Some of you maybe under one or more categories.
Please don't get too mad, just try to change for the better.
A lot of what I'm going to say involve stereotyping and generalizing anyway.
1) Here's a big fuck you to the sky-high gas prices. One isn't enough. So fuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyoufuckyou and fuck you.
Of course I'm not the only one suffering (or complaining), but still, fuck you. It now costs me slightly more than $40 to get a full tank. That's about $85 a month. Yea again there're people who drive a crazy lot or with big SUVs who're paying maybe $200 a month on gas? I'm not comparing with them, so don't tell me "yea whatever $40 a tank wait till you drive a hummer". Just complaining about how the gas has reached an ungodly price, and it'll probably get higher in the Summer. Just two pumps would get me a new bicycle. I don't know why I haven't get one yet. But I think I will. Fuck driving. Cycle, skate, scoot(?), walk, take public transport. I think I've grown too lazy and too used to driving. But if the gas prices continue to increase, there's nothing I can do but change. I urge everyone to stop driving unless you have to.
2) Reminded me of pick-ups/SUVs. There are so many of them on the road. Most of the time they're not hauling anything. So why the fuck do you drive such a big ass vehicle? I hate it when they have their giant blinding front lights shining IN MY FACE when I'm driving. I find that most pick-up drivers are assholes anyway. Think they're so great hiding in their big ass trucks blinding everyone. Fuck you.
3) If you can't manage driving and talking on a cellphone at the same time, please fucking hang up and go back to normal speed you fucking bitch. Stop endangering other drivers or wasting our time while you're having a nice chit-chat about manicure with your wrinkled friend. You fucking bitch.
4) Rice boys and their rockets. What can I say. Fuck you all. You're not cool. Your cars are freaky. Everyone hates you. You gave me a bad name and a bad stereotype. I piss on you and your rockets (most aren't fast enough to be called rockets anyway).
Looks like everything is related to driving. I guess I wouldn't add things other than that.
5) Drivers who don't use their signals. Ok I don't use my left and right signals all the time. When there is not one car around mine, I skip it. When I'm on a lane that is Turn Left or Right Only, I may skip it. But during other times, USE THE GOD DAMN SIGNALS. It's not really that hard is it? Or maybe you're too cool to use them. Look at me I'm so tough I don't use my signals when I make a turn, I'm so awesome. Fuck you. Here I am trying to make a turn onto a main street. You come, and suddenly turn onto my street without any sign. What the fuck? I could have made the turn 5 seconds ago, and now I have to wait for the horde of cars behind you to pass until I can do that. Fuck you you stupid shit. You're so fucking annoying and you don't even know it.
Fuckers.
There's impatience, and there's not-wanting-to-have-my-time-wasted-because-of-your-stupidity.
Fuck you again.
More to come my friends! :D
Posted by Ky
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